The Perfect Solution

Why don't the Dems nominate both Obama & Clinton and get a real "co-presidency" (something like Ford tried with Reagan) or add a new office of Prime Minister, like Kenya? This would be the real "two for the price of one" - and no damaged goods, like Bill Clinton, to cause embarrassments. The domestic arrangements within the White House might be a little dicey. The most sensible, of course, would be Hillary in the presidential quarters while Obama would be in the servants' quarters with all the other Blacks (sorry... African Americans).

With a co-presidency of these two "stars", America (at least its liberal contingent) can get a lot of that burning desire for "diversity" out of its system all at once. Of course, all the other "identities" in the Democratic constituencies will have to settle for significant cabinet positions this time around (will there be enough to go around?). And the Democratic future in multicultural America is projected to be limitless, so we can look forward to permutations and combinations of identities as co-presidents until the end of time.

And Bill Clinton? Why, Chief or Protocol, of course (unfortunately, the office of Aga Keslar has been abolished everywhere!). Bill can have a high old time frisking every visiting female entering the White House - and not even get his face slapped.

Party Hearty, Democrats!